People are boring down here!

I know you've been wondering whatever happened to the "T-Shirt of the Day" and the "Couple of the Day". . . Well, people just got predictable, boring or stopped trying. No winners anywhere. We are straining our necks to find contestants, but they are all dull. The closest we had to a T-Shirt contestant was the youngish woman on the train platform in Lyon wearing (And not too proudly, Duane reports) a T-Shirt proclaiming rather shyly "I Should Have Had Another" . . . The mystery involved here is intriguing, but still no winner. The options for "Another What?"  are endless, however, and Duane awards her an "Honorable Mention"
Couples have been even more evasive as we've entered Provence. Perhaps people are just too mellowed out down here to even compete. The oddest observance, at least to Duane, is the prevalence of younger women with older men. That, and of course, the #4 guy with the #8 Girlfriend. What's up with that? Now Duane has to nap!